John Kerry Hedge Fun

When the public voices an opinion, agree with it by typing the corresponding keys on the keyboard as quickly as possible. Failing to agree with voters will cost you precious rating points. Once your approval rating hits rock bottom, the campaignand the gameis over. The American voter is a fickle beast. And, try as he may, no politician can completely ignore his constituency. This means catering to the publics trifling demands for an opinion, a stance, or a sitting presidents whereabouts during two years of makepretend military service. But why formulate your own opinions when you can just regurgitate theirs We call it the Kerry doctrine. you will call it a fabulous waste of five minutes.